Yesterday’s PhotoAdventure games just took a funny turn – Oliver Bolch, one of the organizers of the funky event, went crazy and sent us the following email (translated by yours truly):
Dear Sir,
it’s your style of communication!If you ever call an employee of mine a wanker again, I will tear up your small ass, so that a horse can walk through (SIC!!).
Best regards
Oliver Bolch
Neither I nor Doris have ever described an employee of Bolch&Wiltner OEG as a wanker – their erratic behavior IMHO shows clearly who’s the one to blame.
P.S. For sanity reasons: yours truly is smaller than a horse – so a horse cant fit me. But Oliver Bolch apparently thinks that the laws of physics don’t apply to his holiness…
P.S.2 The German email is below – German speakers will definitely have a good laugh:
Sehr geehrter Herr Hanna,
es ist der Ton, der die Musik macht. Und wenn Sie einen meinen Mitarbeiter nochmal einen Wixer nennen werde ich Ihren kleinen Arsch aufreissen, daß ein Pferd hindurchmarschieren kann!
Mit feundlichen Grüßen
Oliver Bolch
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Nice example of a FUBAR PR-Stunt.
This guy would hear it from my lawyer.
Hi,
tried that – cant do so as he didn’t utter it in public.
Weird Austrian libel laws…but I sent him back an equally insulting email!
All the best
Tam Hanna
I sent him back an equally insulting email!
Making sure you level…
Hi Reader,
thank you so much for your concern.
My email was a bit more polite though (I didn’t threaten him of bodily harm) – as I never heard of the critter again, let’s just ignore him for good…
All the best
Tam Hanna